Gryonex
Where nobody cares about anything. Indifference, apathy, and a total lack of motivation, just another day in the world of code.
Recent Posts
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Clean Code: The Cult of Pristine Nonsense
The extremes of clean code culture in modern software teams.
2025/07/12 -
Advent of Code: The Corporate Edition
A journey through a corporate team’s attempt at Advent of Code.
2025/07/07 -
The Blockchain That Solves Everything (Except the Problem It Was Designed For)
A exploration of how distributed ledgers have become the Swiss Army knife of tech solutions: dull, overhyped, and mysteriously ineffective at their original purpose.
2025/06/29 -
The Art of Doing Twice the Work, While Feeling Twice as Miserable
A take on Agile methodologies, exploring their paradoxes and impact on developer teams.
2025/06/22 -
The Types of Senior Developers, Ranked by How Much They Hate Everything
A exploration of how code reviews, nitpicks, and passive-aggressive comments forge developer teams.
2025/06/17 -
The Enshitification Death Spiral
An exploration of how once useful software devolves into bloated, user-hostile products driven by profit and stakeholder interests.
2025/06/13 -
Code Reviews: Team Building With Passive-Aggressive Inline Comments
A exploration of how code reviews, nitpicks, and passive-aggressive comments forge developer teams.
2025/06/12 -
Writing Code Nobody Else Can Read - A Love Letter to the Unmaintainable
Dive into the darkly world of unreadable code, where clarity is a bug, documentation is for the weak.
2025/06/09 -
The Developer Blogger: A Modern Tech Comedy
A depressing look at developer blogs, from missing GitHub links to motivational code snippets and the eternal struggle of copy-paste commands.
2025/06/07